FEMALE GEOGRAPHY
GEOGRAPHIE D’UNE FEMME
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Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa : wild, naturally
beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.
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Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America : well-developed and
open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.
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Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in
full bloom, aware of her beauty.
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Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France : deliciously mature,
still a pleasant destination to visit.
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Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war,
haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is the only
answer.
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Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontiers.
The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.
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Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past,
great conquests, but without a future.
- After
70, a woman is like Afghanistan : many know its whereabouts, but
no-one dares to venture there…
MALE GEOGRAPHY
- Between
15 and 70, a man is like the USA : ruled by a dick…
