OMG!!!!!!!
BOOK YOUR PLANE TICKET TO BRATISLAVA
NOW!!!!! LOL
iT is sooooooo the best place in
Europe, it gets a big thumbs up from me!!!
LOL
Richard, James and I (bestest buds) were blessed enough
to go to Bratislava last weekend, talk
about soOoOoOoOoOoOoOo much stuff see and do!!!!!
The whole city is dotted with the wickedest water features
which mesmerised us:
EVERYWHERE we looked there was
something even more exciting to seeeeeee!!!!!!!
We walked along they crystal clear
river and saw a spectacular bridge with the BIGGEST
tower on it EVER!! I've seen the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur but MAN
this made it look like stood on cat diarrhea:
LOL!!! They have the awesomest
castle in Bratislava way up on a hill, Richard thought it
was the coolest idea to look like he was HOLDING IT UP!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
CHECK THIS OUT!!!! (he's not actually holding it up, it's just a camera
trick):
We also took in some of the wicked
art in Bratislava, they must be the MOST arty people in the WHOLE WORLD
cos their art was EVERYWHERE!!!:
We found some wickedest churches which
made Westminster Abby look like dog shiit:
Eat your HEART
out St Paul's!!!!! It took Richards breath away and he swore to the lord
he would worship him from now on.
Again, there were soooo many
statues around that were wicked interesting:
And we even found
Bratislava market!! LOL IT WAS PACKED!!! We
nearly lost each other but managed to find some rosary beads for Richard
to take to church now that he was converted: