Teresa got the best present:
Smile for the camera!
WTF are pineapple lumps?! Yep, there were a few non-kiwi's there:
Fergal, who developed a budge in HIS pocket sitting on Santa's lap...
Santa finally pissed enough to reveal all, Ian was quick to capitalise on that:
It was scary how appropriately in order the presents were given out:
Very scarily appropriate:
Was time for Santa to go potty here, apparently, ahh:
2-Pac,
Jammaster J,
50 Cent, Chris Mathew was in da house!
Crazy wasn't shy at all in showing his affections for Santa, just don't spill the beer, ay crazy?!
Santa getting hugs from the ladies...
...and not taking advantage of the situation in any way:
Some of the wee kiddies did piddle their pants with excitement, all part of the job...
Secret Santa knew Craig very well, booze and more booze, why thank you very much!
Some people thought that supply peniis extenders were going too far...
Santa was actually happier than Bridget in this pic:
And finally, time for Santa to open his present!
Santa knew himself very well:
Click next to see further shots of Santa using his present...
By Tony Baker: email