Bridget trying to shove Grant out of this pic while I try to wedge Mark down:
Tania showing Dennis that she can pull faces with the best of them, Dennis couldn't believe how good she was!
Andrew had hiccups and tried to drink from the other side of his glass to fix it. The rest of us were very supportive of his predicament:
Now was an appropriate time to practice carrying Bridget over the threshold:
Bridget was very impressed at my carrying abilities:
Helen and Bridge showing off how skilled their dentists are:
Dennis felt that it was time to pull everyone in for a group hug:
Another lovely group photo:
I don't know what the heck is going on here, seriously, it's totally mental! Why would James try and drink out of a beer bottle by sticking it in the side of his head? Freak:
Dennis felt that his hat was waaaaay cooler than mine:
Terry, Richard and Cynthia being impressed at the size of the party tooter:
Time to impress Bridget with more of my dancing skills, I felt I needed to keep reminding her of how cool I am on a frequent basis:
Time for Dennis to impress everyone with his shapely nipple:
Everyone else quickly crowded in to see Dennis's nipple too!
"Guys, look cool and casual!":
Lovely girlie picture, *ahem*:
Richard's chest proved to be too much for the ladies to keep their hands off, while Helen discovered why God gave her two hands:
Everyone was very impressed at how well Lindsey washes her hair, especially after close inspection:
Bridget wonders if she should simply buy the whole tray of shooters and be done with it:
The ladies think they're sooooo cool with straw-microphones. "Hmm, I can be waaaaay cooler than THAT!" I think:
And of course, I show them how it's done blowing them right out of the water. Dennis has to hold back Bridget from leaping on top of me there and then because I'm so sexually desirable at this stage:
Time for further sing-alongs and man hugs with the guys:
"I can TOTALLY pull all you guys from one end of the pub to the other by my shirt!" I said:
Bridget takes on board a few dancing lessons:
Dennis is totally unimpressed with the guys lack of commitment to the 432nd man hug of the evening:
Everyone's a Pulp Fiction fan:
A lack of dental floss didn't pose any problems:
Unfortunately, the glass top tables at Motion weren't so awesome, we found out that we could easily break them after only applying a tiny bit of excessive force!
If you didn't make last Sat night's party, you missed out. Next time, we want YOU!
I have to say a big thankyou to the bouncers at Motion for being so patient with us, especially after telling us off numerous times for doing back spins on the tables.
By Tony Baker: email